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Symphony in Lights
Thursday, 30 October 2008
This is awesome!
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Jeff Dunham and Bubba J
Saturday, 20 September 2008
 
Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Walter
Saturday, 20 September 2008
 
Naughty Barbie Hits the Stands
Thursday, 11 September 2008

What is your opinion on this controversial "Black Canary Barbie"? The SUN Managzine had a bunch to say about the "S & M" new babie maddness.

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Have you ever wondered what idiots look like?
Wednesday, 03 September 2008
 
New Office Policy
Wednesday, 03 September 2008
EFFECTIVE AUGUST 21, 2008
NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

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"Cheers" Buffalo Theory
Wednesday, 03 September 2008
In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.
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$7500 tax credit for first time home buyers
Friday, 29 August 2008

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Washington policy makers and housing industry insiders hope a new tax credit for first-time home buyers will get the moribund housing market moving again.

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"I Love Boobs on My Face"..
Sunday, 24 August 2008
This is hilarious. Thank you to Dave who submitted this story on his 2 1/2 year old daughter. Priceless!
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What happened to manners?
Wednesday, 06 August 2008
I don't know if I am more shocked by our disrespectful youth or mortified by the men and women who call themselves "parents".
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"Dear God"
Thursday, 24 July 2008
This is one of the kindest things I've ever experienced.  I have no way to know who sent it, but there is a beautiful  soul working in the dead letter office of the US Postal Service. According to SNOPES, this is a true story.
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Home Depot Gift Card Scam
Wednesday, 23 July 2008
I just received Home Depot gift cards as wedding gifts. I chose HD because they have what I am looking for online. What I didn't know is that you cannot use gift cards online! Here is my chat with customer service.
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Don't hire this photographer! Sacha Blue
Friday, 18 July 2008
After the flowers have died and all the food has been eaten, the gifts have been unwrapped and the expensive attire is stored away, all you are left with is your photos. Choosing the right photographer is more important than chosing the icing on your cake or the color of your bouquet. Choose wisely because you can't turn back time.
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Hilarious but True Posters
Wednesday, 02 July 2008
This is hilarious.  Thank you to Rhonda J. for this submission. Have a great joke? We'll post it. Send it to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it .
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Boob Implants for your Tattoo
Wednesday, 02 July 2008

Breast Implants for your tatoo. Eeew!
Thanks, Cheryl for the submission. Have a great joke or image.. send it to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it .

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So, what is Thumbs up or Pants down?
Wednesday, 06 February 2008
Welcome to “Thumbs Up or Pants Down”, the one stop rating and ranting site. 
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Honeymoon on a budget
Thursday, 08 May 2008
I have received a lot of questions via email  This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it
regarding honeymoons.

I have started a forum to address all the questions that come my way and give my readers a chance to give their opinion. In the meantime, here are my favorite All Inclusive Resorts under 5k for 10 nights (airfare not included). If you need help finding more resorts like the ones featured.. shoot me a line.
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Value Vet, My Ass!
Monday, 28 April 2008

So, this woman I work with told me about a new vet in Kent, "VALUE VET".  She took her cat and loved them.

Bud (my cat) has that horrid flea allergy and one freaking flea can give him feline dermatitis.  I have to do the Frontline thing faithfully or the poor guy is a mess. 

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No Farting During Spin Class
Friday, 21 March 2008

There are signs posted in my spin class room regarding "wiping down equipment" and "water required during class" but there needs to be a large sign in bold Times font that reads, "No Farting During Spin Class."

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Cat in Heat? Q-tip it.
Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Welcome to the world of cat porn.

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Bridal Gown for a Hoe
Monday, 17 March 2008
I found this site and it is fricken classic. You have to check it out, just for laughs.
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Tips to save thousands on your wedding
Friday, 07 March 2008

A wedding budget starts out small and then grows and grows until either you or the budget blows up. Here are some tips to keep your sanity and bank account safe.

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How could so much “stupid” be crammed into a small body?
Sunday, 02 March 2008

Let me start by saying that I could really care less about Hollywood stars and the Oscars.

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Pookies Purses

Rants

Naughty Barbie Hits the Stands

What is your opinion on this controversial "Black Canary Barbie"? The SUN Managzine had a bunch to say about the "S & M" new babie maddness.

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What happened to manners?
I don't know if I am more shocked by our disrespectful youth or mortified by the men and women who call themselves "parents".
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Home Depot Gift Card Scam
I just received Home Depot gift cards as wedding gifts. I chose HD because they have what I am looking for online. What I didn't know is that you cannot use gift cards online! Here is my chat with customer service.
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The un-funny truth about Scientology
As you have read, I am a non-Xenu believer. When Hallmark starts making cards about Xenu.. I may re-consider. The short 6 minute video is a good one.. get out the candles and the fondue.

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The 12.00 Idiot-The Medical Biller
Have you received a bill in the mail that states, "Your insurance has paid, this is your portion." and yet the insurance that displays on the bill isn't your insurance company? This has happened to me 3 times this year.
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Value Vet, My Ass!

So, this woman I work with told me about a new vet in Kent, "VALUE VET".  She took her cat and loved them.

Bud (my cat) has that horrid flea allergy and one freaking flea can give him feline dermatitis.  I have to do the Frontline thing faithfully or the poor guy is a mess. 

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"Stop Calling Me!"
I made the mistake of going to David's Bridal for a one time dress shopping trip to hell and they have called me 18 times. I am not kidding. 13 phone calls to my cell phone and 5 calls to my house. Bastards.
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Slut Stands-Coffee and a Peep Show
What is happening to espresso carts? I love my cozy routine of stopping by a local cart to pick up my double tall latte. What I don't expect at 6:30 am is to be met by a barely legal girl with thigh high stockings on.
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Damned Women Drivers

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

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No Farting During Spin Class

There are signs posted in my spin class room regarding "wiping down equipment" and "water required during class" but there needs to be a large sign in bold Times font that reads, "No Farting During Spin Class."

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Who needs a diet when you have a compression suit.
Squeem-Firm Compression Latex Bodysuit Cincher-is it another gadget, empty promise, or is it a miracle maker?
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"I no spreak Ingrish"
Okay, today I was rear ended by a taxi cab driver who told me over and over "I no spreak Ingrish". Lovely.
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The Goodwill is ripping me off.

I go to the Goodwill to find a bargain. But, ever since Ebay blew up the Goodwill is an overpriced garage sale.

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Who is Xenu?
If you become involved with Scientology we want you to do so with your eyes and wallet wide open.
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How could so much “stupid” be crammed into a small body?

Let me start by saying that I could really care less about Hollywood stars and the Oscars.

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Today's Top Ten Wacky Scientology Facts

After watching Tom Cruise spaz out many times in interviews by talking in his native tongue of jibberish.

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Cat in Heat? Q-tip it.

Welcome to the world of cat porn.

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So, who the hell thought of women's sizes?

Today, I went shopping for formal attire for my fiancé and myself. We started in the Men's department. If I had a penis.. shopping would be so much easier.

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Not All Babies Are Cute
I am at the age where a lot of my friends are starting families.
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Why can't men see dirt?

Every evening my husband cooks dinner.

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