Thumbs Up Or Pants Down

After watching Tom Cruise spaz out many times in interviews by talking in his native tongue of jibberish.

I decided to research Scientology and even talk to a few church members. I got a little vomit on a few pages of Dianetics, the smelly pages added some ambiance to the smelly "religion".

Here are today's top 10 wacky Scientology Facts

1. Teachers don't have degrees. They are educated in Scientology technology. Parents are not to send their children to `state` schools, it would result in turning the child over to the "enemy", The "Humaniods"
2. Parents are encouraged not to nuture or comfort their children. It is belived that children are adults trapped in little bodies. They are able to think and act for themselves and do not need dicipline or rules. Rules and boundaries will insult your children and they will resent you later in life.
3.  If a child who falls and hurts himself is taken to the place where he was hurt and the injury is pressed against the object that caused it. It is believed the pain can be made to flow back into the object.
4. L. Ron Hubbard, who claimed to have visited Venus, the planet. Scientologists like Cruise, Beck, Kirstie Alley, Greta van Susteren, John Travolta, Jenna Elfman, and Priscilla Presley believe all human beings are Thetans, the descendants of two creatures from another galaxy who were left on Earth by the Mothership millions of years ago.
5. Thetans are doomed to endure successive lives on Earth until they have donated a sufficient amount of money to Scientology.
6. In Scientology,
   one is taught that there is an entity, separate from the body, which is called
   a "thetan".  One is promised that when the `state` of OT is attained, one will be
   able to fly around at will without one's body.
7. 75 million years ago, the galactic overlord for this sector of the galaxy was
   called Xenu. He was in charge of 76 planets, including Earth (at that time
   known as Teegeeack). All of the planets Xenu controlled were over-populated by, on average, 178
   billion people.
8. Xenu's entire fleet of DC8-like spaceships flew to planet Earth, where
   the frozen people were dumped in and around volcanoes in the Canary Islands
   and the Hawaiian Islands. When Xenu's Air Force had finished dumping the
   bodies into the volcanoes, hydrogen bombs were dropped into the volcanoes and
   the frozen space aliens were vaporized.
9. Many Scientologists who have left from the highest levels of Scientology have
   told us that they have been in a room at Scientology's Sandcastle building in
   Clearwater, Florida for 5-7 hours per day for up to 15 years, holding two
   asparagus cans together, attached to a primitive lie detector, talking all day
   to these dead space aliens.
10. If your child has a fever, do not give him Tylonol, the child must stand very still holding a rock until the fever leves the body and enters the rock.
    

A photo of the Sea Org. Are they going into battle the humanoids?