Slut Stands-Coffee and a Peep Show
What is happening to espresso carts? I love my cozy routine of stopping by a local cart to pick up my double tall latte. What I don't expect at 6:30 am is to be met by a barely legal girl with thigh high stockings on.
Date: 2008-04-10, 2:38PM PDT
The Sweet Spot Cafe is sexy coffee thats taking over Seattle! We are a "pushing the envelope" kind of company ;) thats run by woman! We use costumes, lingerie and anything else you can think of to entice (such as whip cream fights, handcuffs, and car washes) our great regulars and serve them delicious coffee everyday!
The Sweet Spot is holding open call interviews on April 19th 9am till noon. First come first serve, please bring a photo that we can keep. DRESS TO IMPRESS!
You are not our average barista, you are:
-Sexy -Creative -Responisible -Clean
-Spunky -over 18 -People person -Female -Full of ideas
YOU ARE NOT:
-Flaky -Catty -An escort of any type
-Drug problem -Irresponisible -Lazy
Job Duties include:
-Sexy coffee -Photoshoots/Modeling
-Promos -Events
*We support and promote your hobbies/talents such as music, dance, art.
*Costume discounts
*An awesome opportunity!
-Rememeber delicious drinks with a wink and a smile! XOXO
Yes... it is becoming the newest phase, "Slut Stands". Do you get to choose where you want the whip cream?
Here is a job listing off Craig's list...
Attention Baristas/Models!
Date: 2008-04-10, 2:38PM PDT
The Sweet Spot Cafe is sexy coffee thats taking over Seattle! We are a "pushing the envelope" kind of company ;) thats run by woman! We use costumes, lingerie and anything else you can think of to entice (such as whip cream fights, handcuffs, and car washes) our great regulars and serve them delicious coffee everyday!
The Sweet Spot is holding open call interviews on April 19th 9am till noon. First come first serve, please bring a photo that we can keep. DRESS TO IMPRESS!
You are not our average barista, you are:
-Sexy -Creative -Responisible -Clean
-Spunky -over 18 -People person -Female -Full of ideas
YOU ARE NOT:
-Flaky -Catty -An escort of any type
-Drug problem -Irresponisible -Lazy
Job Duties include:
-Sexy coffee -Photoshoots/Modeling
-Promos -Events
*We support and promote your hobbies/talents such as music, dance, art.
*Costume discounts
*An awesome opportunity!
-Rememeber delicious drinks with a wink and a smile! XOXO
Puke.
I don't want a latte with a side of female ass. Are there enough strip joints in this world? Shoot, this has got to be the cheapest way for a guy to "get off" and he gets coffee?
I know that as a parent I wouldn't want my daughter to be dressed up like a hooker confined in an espresso hut at all hours of the night. No way. I would rather pay her $8.50/hr to not take the job.
Now... if the espresso carts featured hot, sexy men (men and not 18 year old boys)... I may just have to up my caffeine intake.
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